Penny Arcade is a premier manufacturer of spiderwebs. Utilizing a unique whimsical development process, capable only by choosing the finest wood sprite workers in the world, we are able to adapt cutting edge technology extracted directly from the spinnerets of 10,000 species of spider. As chief science officer, I was directly responsible for overseeing this process, and head of the research facility dedicated to this process. A superior web, capable of ensnaring the fiercest of foes, and the strangest of companions, it is unmatched in quality.